You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?

Firstly, what are cedar chips? Secondly, is the fact that its a red jar have any significance? Thirdly, what do moths have to do with a red jar of cedar chips? Fourthly, how should I know what a moth feels? Fifthly, do moths actually feel and if so, (see fourth item)? Sixthly, I know that all creatures have feelings, so I'm sorry I got upset and let my anger get the better of me. Seventhly, I should start studying moths and why they DO miss the forest!.................. Here's my answer: The jar is red because the cedar chips, over time have slowly oozed their color onto the inside of the jar (the cedar chips are red-ish in color). Moths miss the forest because there are no more cedar chips there anymore and have moved on. All the selfish humans had to take them and capture them in jars, never to be enjoyed by moths. Then moths wander all over with no purpose in life. That's why they fly retarded.

(this came from the "random question" box on the profile edit page. My response was apparently too long... 400 character limit.)

Peace.

Thanksgiving

In anticipation for the feasting holiday, I have done something I never have before. My idea originated from last year's experience on Thanksgiving. As always there was a feast with a large portion of my family in attendance. As I recalled the experience about a week ago, my mind came to the food. That is when I realized what an ungrateful person I was. My mom, aunt, and others had slaved to make this beautiful meal with numerous items and dishes and what did I do? I didn't even try most of them! Why? Well as I went through the buffet line set up in my aunt's kitchen I picked the items I knew I would like: potatoes, turkey, rolls. The basics. I ate my food... A couple people had gone back for seconds... Not me... I was FULL! My worst nightmare. I had not even eaten that much, but yet somehow I could not have crammed another bite for a few hours at least. How this happened, I'm not sure, but because of this, I have taken measures to prevent this from happening again this year. How you ask.... well I invented a machine that lets me eat as much as I want without getting full... No! That's preposterous! I've just been stretching my stomach out for the last week, eating just a little more than necessary at most meals... Pretty genius, right? Why didn't I post this earlier? Because I knew someone would steal my idea and take the credit... Not that anyone has even read this blog yet, but still it could have happened. So now, as you get full after round one this year, may your thoughts be turned to me and my enlarged stomach... Peace.

well...

So I've decided to start a blog... I'm not sure why, but I think that time will tell. My inspiration? Well they will be so excited to know, but two of my friends who have a blog of their own that I have followed pretty religiously for the past year or so. Now, they know who they are so I won't mention any names.....Rebecca and Morgan, but I will say that there is no way this blog will be anywhere near as cool or interesting as theirs.... but I can always try. Well I think this is good enough for my first post I suppose. If my blog doesn't suck too much in the future you should comment on how un-sucky it is. Peace