Sunday, February 1, 2009

You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?

Firstly, what are cedar chips? Secondly, is the fact that its a red jar have any significance? Thirdly, what do moths have to do with a red jar of cedar chips? Fourthly, how should I know what a moth feels? Fifthly, do moths actually feel and if so, (see fourth item)? Sixthly, I know that all creatures have feelings, so I'm sorry I got upset and let my anger get the better of me. Seventhly, I should start studying moths and why they DO miss the forest!.................. Here's my answer: The jar is red because the cedar chips, over time have slowly oozed their color onto the inside of the jar (the cedar chips are red-ish in color). Moths miss the forest because there are no more cedar chips there anymore and have moved on. All the selfish humans had to take them and capture them in jars, never to be enjoyed by moths. Then moths wander all over with no purpose in life. That's why they fly retarded.
(this came from the "random question" box on the profile edit page. My response was apparently too long... 400 character limit.)
Peace.